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| THE DAMN BULLIES HAVE GONE SPACE-AGE Bullies these days are so damn smart but back in the day all they could do is fart to annoy me, and too annoy you but these ancient ways of torture have long been through cuz now they've got brains and technology all just for pestering you and me with their special weapons and chemical warfare for the losers in the world, i tell you its not fair DAMN BULLIES HAVE GONE SPACE-AGE This chemical warfare i talk about is really quite sick as you will find out they grind up penuts and throw em in the kids face and the kid freaks out like he was shot with mace an allergic reaction is what happens next his face turns red and gets a swelling in his neck his body covered with boils and burns... the bully penut pirates will return! THE POOP IN THE POOL BANDIT From the deep end, into the baby pool i approach my victims and release my greasy stool then i turn around, and see the spot of brown just in time to see all of the lifeguards frown I stand back, as i hear the lifeguards shout GET OUT! GET OUT! as they try to pick it out im the poop in the pool bandit my weapon is my shit you might be laughing now but wait til you get the smell of it FIGHT SONG i was sittin outside, playin my horn when a guy came up with a look of scorn he said to "cut that stupid shit out" or he would throw my trumpet out i asked him why he hated me and why he didnt ask me nicely but all this did was make him mad and he just said he'd kick my ass he said... Lets take this outside, its time that i set you right, lets take this outside its time that we fight! I dont know why he hated me when all i preach is unity this guy represents everything that is wrong with out society his anger, hatred, and violence are the symptoms of his ignorance i seem to see it every day people think fighting is the only way they say... Lets take this outside, its time that i set you right, lets take this outside its time that we fight! (Stevo's Freestyle) OI ON THE UPBEATS People to the left and people to the right oi on the upbeats they despite they dont understand that we're punks too they dont understand that we're just like you I'm so freakin tired of trying to be "punk" i've had about enough, and now im giving up im only trying to be just like the rest of you wearing crazy shirts and converse shoes OH MY NUT (the story of CZ) "Im walking with my drums on its cuttin off my blood flow next thing i wake up and my nut's the size of dinner rolls im leaning to the right so its really hard to walk right for days and days my underwear has been fittin pretty tight my friends asked what it looks like for starters it hurts to ride my bike its gettin really big it looks like it could eat a pig its about the size of a kiwi the other one is kind of teeny it really hurts to lie in bed" thats just about the time he said... OH MY NUT "i was walking out of my crap-ass english class some kids were in the way so i tried to go around them i brushed up against one and his backpack hit my pants i reached down and grabbed my hoplessly uneven crotch" he said... OH MY NUT "My nut is too big for my pants i cant feel my whole right leg" OH MY NUT THE NIGHT OF THE SKANKIN DEAD Its happening again like it happens every year just one look at it will fill your head with thoughs of fear 'cause seeing such a frightening sight will make your jaw drop from your head and then you realize that tonight is the night of the skanking dead **In skaville, usa they're skanking from beyond the grave they rise from the dead when they hear that crazy ska and people all around run away and scream AHH! Its on this night, in this little town called skaville that the zombies come and dance all around they're skanking to that funky goblin ska beat and rotten body parts go flying every time they stomp their feet ** In skaville the people are usually very nice they listen to their music and skank every day and night but on this night however the streets are blank 'cause the people of skaville fear the monster skank ** the monsters and zombies and guys without heads skank down to hell on the night of the skanking dead and it doesnt matter how they died because they skank to life on this crazy night
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